May 2013
162 posts
boygrimlark:
scout-ebubbles:
docot:
freddybenson:
leovaldezstyle:
freddybenson:
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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E
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varldslighet:
varldslighet:
after fridays come the
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sorou:
i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:
thepioden:
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not...
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longlivesherlock:
whorville:
whorville:
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
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poopflow:
circumcising:
sweetie you have to eat all that ass before you’re excused from the dinner table
*pushes ass off of the table for the dog to eat* yeah mom i ate it all
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smilingemoticon:
thequeenstons:
loliconprince:
astroknight:
loliconprince:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Son
(°ʖ°) Yeah Pop
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) swag
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(✿ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) honey are you trying to scare our son again
tushi:
why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs
tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
loliconprince:
”you’ll agree with me when you’re older”
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I’m slowly unlearning how to english
multipack:
sorry but i think we should break up, it’s not you it’s-a-me mario
letslikemakememories:
watchtheskytonight:
satan-official:
thearchangeltrickster:
bandannarama:
iamtonysexual:
biptch:
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
hip rotation
booty sensation
ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
waits for lucifer with anticipation
your waiting is over my friends
ALL HAIL THE LORD...
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egberts:
zekroraptor:
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BOOTY IN THE AIR
BOOTY IN THE CHAIR
BOOTY IN THE AIR
BOOTY IN THE CHAIR
did you know male sea slugs cut off their own penis after sex and grow a new one for the next session
BOOTY IN THE CHAIR
fatkidinmath:
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
ahemily:
ahemily:
guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)
edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg
HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
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icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
superhubbys:
its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
#OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER
steven-stoned:
calumnw:
steven-stoned:
aww kyuubey or whatever his name is is real cute
a lot has changed in the 7 hours u posted this right steven
kyuubey is an ugly cunt
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guynecologist:
hey babe are you one of the regis bc you are
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kingshota:
i don’t care if the artist’s comments consist of keysmashing
i don’t care if the artist’s comments consist of a single emoticon
i don’t care if the artist’s comments consist of “im hungry”
i don’t care if the artist’s comments consist of the entire first chapter of “war and peace”
if you remove them i will fart on all your kitchen appliances and cutlery
